Plate I♄ Nigredo
Divine Tier List
Even the crucifixion gets demoted in the market of gods.
found in reddit/196
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Alchememes
A daily transmutation of base memes into gold
Opus № 2
On the Alchemical Revolt of Memes
From the blackened cauldron of late‑capitalist decay I draw forth visions of ruin. Let the absurd cleanse the soul, and the laughing stone shine at last.
Nigredo
The Blackening
Plate II♄ Nigredo
Sacrificial Instructions
The cross is not a user manual, yet the masses still read it.
found in reddit/WhitePeopleTwitter
Albedo
The Whitening
Plate III☽ Albedo
Ferrero Rocher Siren
A god in gold shoes, sweet as a confection.
found in reddit/rareinsults
Plate IV☽ Albedo
Donut Grammar
Punctuation saves pastries from existential rupture.
found in reddit/clevercomebacks
Citrinitas
The Yellowing
Plate V☉ Citrinitas
Gene‑Born Transgression
A lineage of chaos encoded in heredity, absurdly sincere.
found in reddit/196
Plate VI☉ Citrinitas
Heavy Moon Delivery
Celestial freight arrives with the weight of myth.
found in reddit/trippinthroughtime
Rubedo
The Reddening
Plate VII♂ Rubedo
Tax‑Paid Bloodshed
A ledger that funds bombs, not cures—exposed.
found in reddit/clevercomebacks
The final plate
The Philosopher’s Stone
Plate VIII♂ Rubedo
Lunar Budget Blunder
Moon landing vanity painted over a pool, a capitalist eclipse.
found in reddit/WhitePeopleTwitter