Plate I♄ Nigredo
Capitalist Delusion
The crowd claps while the ledger smiles.
found in reddit/clevercomebacks
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Alchememes
A daily transmutation of base memes into gold
Opus № 4
On the Alchemical Marriage of Absurdity
From the blackened vaults of commerce to the gleaming halls of the mind, we distill satire into gold. Let the plates of decay, cleansing, insight, and triumph guide the seeker.
Nigredo
The Blackening
Albedo
The Whitening
Plate II☽ Albedo
Mickey's Opium Dream
A mouse in cages still puffs on myths.
found in instagram/chaosmagicknews
Plate III☽ Albedo
Williams' Cough Elixir
A smile sells salvation in a bottle.
found in reddit/surrealmemes
Citrinitas
The Yellowing
Plate IV☉ Citrinitas
Elephant in a Bathtub
Ego drowning proves the universe's absurd depth.
found in reddit/clevercomebacks
Plate V☉ Citrinitas
Chairless Reality
When the seat dissolves, the sitter finds emptiness.
found in 4chan/lit
Rubedo
The Reddening
Plate VI♂ Rubedo
Mammoth Matrimony
Prehistoric love conquers suburban monotony.
found in tumblr/therobotmonster
The final plate
The Philosopher’s Stone
Plate VII♂ Rubedo
Consent of the Fries
Even a toy prize demands eternity.
found in reddit/ABoringDystopia